Sophie Ellis Bextor dead??

[Otacon]

What's the first signs of madness?

Suggs walking up your driveway.

(gets coat)

 

[~J~]

A bear goes into a pub and says, "Can I have a pint of................
......................................................................
............... Guinness, please?"

The barman says, "Sure, but why the big pause?"

I don't get that.

 

[cheets64]

One for Scuzi.

Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?

"The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide"

 

[Oracle]

lol, nice


oracle, you mentioned letting me use your vista beta key but i cant message you and the thread seems to have dissappeared - if youre still OK with it my email is [email protected]

Thanks, much appreciated

Sent!

 

[~J~]

Think McFly! THINK!

Paws. Pause. There was a BIG pause... oh nevermind.

/slaps head.

Doh!

 

[SpKM3]

What do call chinese car theif?
Tominikamota (say it fast)

That is japansese!

 

[Mobius 1]

Good thread I do have a good joke. But I fear it would offend a few people. So im not gonna post up. However heres another..


How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?





Two, if they're small enough

 

[leaskovski]

YEAAHHHHH!!!


Thats ace! Chuckling all the way to bed!

(The OP joke!)

 

[locutus12]

Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found headbutted to death in the apartment of a french footballer......
Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor.....

i giggled but you should still be shot.

 

[Andelusion]

Same disclaimer applies:

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives home?




The dishes if she knows what's good for her

Hahahaha oh i'd love to see the female members of the forum look like this: after reading that one

Excellent stuff.

 

[locutus12]

What do you call an Irish homosexual couple?
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

teeheehee