Spider question

[Prof. Cheese]

I just notify my dog who promptly eats them.

 

[Swi1ch]

Upon noticing a spider, I have a 3-6 second timeframe within which I must leap into action and destroy it or I freeze up and have to wait for someone to come home to come help me.

I keep a spare lighter and can of deoderant on my desk at all times for just such an emergency.

 

[PardonTheWait]

A big **** fell off my top shelf and landed on a DVD box on my TV unit a few weeks ago, I actually heard it land but didn't look up.

My girlfriend leapt up from her seat in horror, when I saw it I filled my pants, big bugger he was, biggest one I've seen yet. I tried to catch him in a glass but accidentally chopped him in half with it when I put it down, I only got his bum in the glass.

I can't stand spiders, it needs to get put outside if I'm feeling brave enough, or splatted if I'm not. Abject horror, it's not my fault.

 

[asim18]

Shoot it with my Walther P99 airsoft gun.

 

[GinG]

Kill

 

[mushroomsoup]

Ignore it
however
If the wife see's it, its

pretend to throw over her
then
out the window due to death threats

Never gets boring.

this, hahahaha...

 

[Narziss]

Prepare for war!

 

[Fenris]

End it.

 

[tibbsey]

Kill or release, depending on location, size, speed (big ones go "pop" when you squish them :s).

It must be gone.

I made the mistake of letting one get away in the bathroom last week. Still don't feel right in there.

 

[DJDaz]

if it's a small one and it's the other side of the room from my bed then i'll leave it, if it's above my bed then i'll kill it

if it's a big one then i'll catch it with a bug catcher thing i've got, but only to avoid the mess it would make if i was to kill it

 

[jp_bl_68]

c.Ignore it

 

[PapaLazaru]

pick it up and put it outside

Lovingly. Spiders eat other much more annoying little critters.

 

[trickycurve]

I just kill them. Can't stand spiders, even though I've been led to believe by my dad more times than I can recall that they're more afraid of us than we are of them. The less spiders the better as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Greenlizard0]

You bunch of vagina owners...

Depends really, mostly the go in a mug and then outside if I can be bothered.

 

[VoG]

give it a terminal headache with a size 11 paraboot.

i come from a long line of arachnaphobes, tis a family trait on my fathers side. seriously.

 

[^TANK^]

e) Place four little pairs of brightly coloured socks on it.

 

[Sho]

**** me, il be running out the room never mind being in the same room. I'll get the OH to vacume the damn thing. LOL

 

[Lopéz]

Ignore it.

 

[hyperzed]

I'll use my hands and let outside unless it's properly big, i'll then use a bowl or something. I live right next to a wood so we get some large wildlife in the house. Scares the gf senseless

 

[Reavus]

it all depends how big it is.

im just happy as hell that the UK ones are fairly small, i'd hate to live in africa or australia.