Soldato
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination
and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another
sign
which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these
signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and
he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot
is a stone building with a small sign next to the door
reading:
SISTER OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who
asks,
"What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw
your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly
doing
business...." "Very well my son. Please follow me."
He is lead through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please
knock on
this door." He does so and another nun in a long habit,
holding a
tin cup, answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please
place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door
at the
end of the hallway." He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly
trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it
shut
behind him. The door locks and he finds himself back in the
parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination
and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another
sign
which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these
signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and
he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot
is a stone building with a small sign next to the door
reading:
SISTER OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who
asks,
"What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw
your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly
doing
business...." "Very well my son. Please follow me."
He is lead through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please
knock on
this door." He does so and another nun in a long habit,
holding a
tin cup, answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please
place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door
at the
end of the hallway." He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly
trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it
shut
behind him. The door locks and he finds himself back in the
parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
