1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Sunday joke.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by G-MAN2004, 28 May 2006.

  1. G-MAN2004


    Joined: 4 Jul 2004

    Posts: 30,115

    It was the first day of third grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn’t get past 20. Little Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done.
    His dad nodded and told him, "That’s because you are from Alabama, son."
    The next day, in Language Class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It’s third grade, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Little Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school.
    His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That’s because you are from Alabama, son."
    The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well endowed." This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I’m from Alabama?" he asked.

    "No, son," explained his Dad, "That’s because you’re 18."

  2. woodsy2k

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 6 Nov 2005

    Posts: 1,547

    Hmmmm, Raised a smile, but have heard better im afraid mate. Sorry!
  3. ElRazur


    Joined: 15 Mar 2005

    Posts: 10,439

    Location: I am everywhere...

  4. Greenlizard0

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 15 Mar 2004

    Posts: 28,189

    Location: Liverpool

  5. chrisd

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 20 May 2004

    Posts: 1,740

  6. Nazbit


    Joined: 11 Dec 2004

    Posts: 3,864

    I've heard better :eek: well done for being brave enough to post though! Anyone posting a joke on ocuk needs to be either bullet proof or very very stupid :p
  7. Tommy B


    Joined: 23 Nov 2004

    Posts: 8,027

    Location: The Place To Be

    I didn't read it becuase the blonde one is better.
  8. zain


    Joined: 4 Jun 2005

    Posts: 3,773

    I made my face go from :-| to about :-] so LOL!!! :p
  9. Beenom


    Joined: 10 Jan 2006

    Posts: 899

    Location: W. London


    Hey, someone has to make him feel good. :D
  10. RandomTom


    Joined: 28 Sep 2004

    Posts: 8,541

    I've heard the blonde version which was funnier, and why always the name 'little jonny?' :p
  11. Treefrog


    Joined: 7 Nov 2004

    Posts: 2,828

    Location: Up a tree - where else?

    "Mummy, mummy, I don't want to go to school - all the children hate me and the teachers pick on me."

    "You've got to go dear - you're the headmaster!"

  12. Beenom


    Joined: 10 Jan 2006

    Posts: 899

    Location: W. London

    Worst jokes in a single thread EVAR coming up?? :D Woop woop!