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Sunday Joke

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by laissez-faire, 4 Jun 2006.

  1. laissez-faire

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    A director was in his office and he had a pile of unopened CVs on his desk from applicants. As his secretary walked in he randomly picked up an envelope containing an unread CV and tossed it in the bin. When his secretary asked him what the hell he was doing he simply said 'well we don't want someone unlucky working for us - do we?'
     
  2. MaxPower

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    Hang your head in shame!
     
  3. Greenlizard0

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    That's not even a joke...boo..
     
  4. G-MAN2004

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    Either i don't get it or it's not funny :o

    Anyway,
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  5. ArmoVanBuuren

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    Funny about 5 years ago, but coincidently my uncle told me the same joke on wednesday night, must be from the same old school.
     
  6. G-MAN2004

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    I still don't get it :confused: :o I'm more into the silly jokes lol :p

    Why do Elephants wear yellow shoes?

    So they can hide upside down in custard :D
     
  7. SiD the Turtle

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    I dont get it.
    I dont get it.

    I. dooon't. get it.
     
  8. Majago

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    I liked it :) :p
     
  9. Grrrrr

    Soldato

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    What is there not to get? I thought it was pretty funny :)
     
  10. axe

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    Was ok .. but the people who dint get it should be the ones hanging there heads in shame
     
  11. KizZ

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    Not bad
     
  12. comp builder

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    i only know one clean joke so ere it is
    what do frogs drink.................. croak-a-cola
    lol
     
  13. Haircut

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    Where?
     
  14. The Pat

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    So far haven't found any to be funny. The first one got a smile, more because it is clever rather than funny.
     
  15. monkeypants

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    What happened when the Oscar statue was eaten by a skunk?

    He won the Smellston Award!


    Why did the Mexican puff pepper up the mastodon's nozzle?

    Because he thought it was a prehistoric baguette!


    What do you call a monkey with mustard on his hands?

    Poupon 7!
     
  16. A[L]C

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    i didnt get any of them :o :confused:
     
  17. the_brainaic

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    Check monkeypants' other posts - they're all the same, random, non-funny jokes. He should be shot in the name of good taste.
     
  18. G-MAN2004

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    Can someone explain the first to me please :confused: :p lol
     
  19. RandomTom

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    trust me; they do not have rational answers, he thinks them up in his head and uses an answer to a different made up joke. The Monkey Pants Code.
     
  20. vaultingSlinky

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    the person who got their CV thrown in the bin is apparently unlucky, because it was that CV that got picked at random to get thrown in the bin.

    So therefore its just as well it was that CV that got thrown away, because it eliminated an unlucky person.

    Its hard to explain if you dont understand it i guess...anyways i liked it :)