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I think I just lost 2 IQ points for everyone of those elephant jokes I read. I wish I didn't read them all now
SiriusB
SiriusB
Ex-RoNiN said:Nuke this thread from orbit
KizZ said:Lol, forgot to put the word "Man" in the previous one
Ha! No! I read the last five and remembered them from before.G-MAN2004 said:So you did then
Behemoth said:Why are Elephants sad ?
With all these Elephant jokes going around are you surprised ?
Plus-44 said:Below the belt man!
+44
Behemoth said:You think thats below the belt, how about this.
An Elephant goes to a nudist beach, gets chatting to a man and then looks him up and down, then pointing to the mans crotch says "How in the hang do you eat with that !"
suicidle_tramp said:They've already been posted
secretspy said:a man goes into a bar and asks for a pint of stella and a packet of helicopter crisps
deciding that he must be dealing with a nutter the barman decides to humour him and says
"sorry i just sold the last packet of helicopter crisps, will plain do?"
i'll get my coat
Excellent.. The floor is mine! Mwahahaha!G-MAN2004 said:Sadly no more Elephant jokes have been invented, sorry.
monkeypants said:Excellent.. The floor is mine! Mwahahaha!
Why did the dessert-eating man burn his mouth?
He got his CUSTARD powder confused with MUSTARD powder.
Why did the other dessert-eating man burn his mouth?
He got his DESSERT confused with a DESERT, and tried to eat the desert, and, unfortunately, the sand was very hot.
G-MAN2004 said:Sadly no more Elephant jokes have been invented, sorry.