Sunday Joke

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Plus-44 said:
I go out for a few hours come back to find out my lifes been ruined :D

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Not quite yet ;)

What happened when the elephant tried to get inside a tumble dryer?

It died!


Where does Leonardo di Caprio go for his holidays?

The Beach!


What sort of hamburgers do policemen eat?

Big Cells (Big Macs)!
 
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Just to raise the tone a little:

Two nuns driving down the road when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet of the car.
"Quick" says one "show him your cross"
The other winds down the window and shouts "Oy, you, get the *** off my car and **** off home you ****!"
 
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Treefrog said:
Just to raise the tone a little:

Two nuns driving down the road when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet of the car.
"Quick" says one "show him your cross"
The other winds down the window and shouts "Oy, you, get the *** off my car and **** off home you ****!"

:D I'd forogtten about that 1

Two nuns riding a tandom, one says to the other "I haven't come this way before" the other replies "It must be the cobble stones dear"
 
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What do you call a man with a cast-iron throat, that's covered in moss?

Thorax Steel!


What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cotton bud?

Leapin' buds!


How many leapin' buds does it take to change a lightbulb?

N-n-n-nineteen!
 
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