"Hello mate, bloody hell I was slim then. Pretty dashing too, the beard is a good choice, you'll be tempted to shave it off a couple of times in the next decade, but don't!
So, you've just started college - IT, good call. You will be bored silly but stick with it will make some friends who you are still in touch with ten years from now. If nothing else, you wouldn't have met these guys in that tossy sixth form.
You WILL lose your virginity. But when the first opportunity comes up, knock her back, you know she's pretty ugly, and you don't like 'seafood' - so don't go there! Hold out just a bit longer and a hot goth girl with a thing for pvc will be along shortly
You'll suddenly get into metal and rock and go clubbing every Friday night. Make the most of this, because those days don't last long enough and the feeling of being in a room with awesome music where you know everyone - doesn't come back.
Sadly, ten years from now - you will have never enjoyed your job. EXCEPT, that is for six months training where you will meet some amazing people and the love of your life. She's just what you need, as you'll experiences a couple of jealous, controlling, money grabbing beehatchs along the way.
Oh, and instead of having this nagging feeling at the back of your head for years, about doing your own thing, and trying comedy - Just do it when it feels right. You ass. We could've made it by now, and instead of sitting on Overclockers on a Tuesday night talking to my imaginary 16 year old self, I could be having sex with a couple of hot girls in a hot tub, before going on stage later to an audience of 4000. Pull your finger out, ffs!"
So, you've just started college - IT, good call. You will be bored silly but stick with it will make some friends who you are still in touch with ten years from now. If nothing else, you wouldn't have met these guys in that tossy sixth form.
You WILL lose your virginity. But when the first opportunity comes up, knock her back, you know she's pretty ugly, and you don't like 'seafood' - so don't go there! Hold out just a bit longer and a hot goth girl with a thing for pvc will be along shortly
You'll suddenly get into metal and rock and go clubbing every Friday night. Make the most of this, because those days don't last long enough and the feeling of being in a room with awesome music where you know everyone - doesn't come back.
Sadly, ten years from now - you will have never enjoyed your job. EXCEPT, that is for six months training where you will meet some amazing people and the love of your life. She's just what you need, as you'll experiences a couple of jealous, controlling, money grabbing beehatchs along the way.
Oh, and instead of having this nagging feeling at the back of your head for years, about doing your own thing, and trying comedy - Just do it when it feels right. You ass. We could've made it by now, and instead of sitting on Overclockers on a Tuesday night talking to my imaginary 16 year old self, I could be having sex with a couple of hot girls in a hot tub, before going on stage later to an audience of 4000. Pull your finger out, ffs!"
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