Talk to yourself 10 years ago
- Thread starter Sawell
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Stop drinking so much, buy a house, that bloke that wants to move in is a lying ****, Dont bother chasing tracey its not going to happen, get some long term savings sorted, learn to drive and apply for that hospital radio volunteer job.
Im now a bit depressed :s
Im now a bit depressed :s
Soldato
Try and convince you're parents not to move to that house... living in a village looks OK when you're 7, but it really sucks when you get older.
Also, lottery number as follows... yadayadayada
Don't get shy, keep talking to girls, you'll regret it later if you don't...
Don't bother with schoolwork, as long as you pay attention in lessons, most work is pointless up until GCSE years - enjoy yourself more... and no I don't mean go home and play freelancer (whenever it comes out, so whatever my first PC game was), I mean go outside and get to know everyone who lives near you.
Don't give up activities you enjoy just because you momentarily dislike them because you want to stay at home.
Also, join more clubs at school, you don't get a chance to participate in such a variety of activities later on.
keep a wider group of friends, A, C, C, and M all turn out to be boring nerds (like yourself) and they all live miles away so you hardly see them out of school. - go and kick that mr William's arse, then go make friends with the arty guys, they're more interesting, but don't not make friends with the aforementioned, because they're nice guys.....
when you have free time, don't sit watching TV or playing PC games, go and do something like socialising, (PS, get MSN when you first hear guys at school talk about it, don't listen to your parents, not everyone on the internet is a paedophile), doing art, or going outside.
Damn, I want to do my life again
Also, lottery number as follows... yadayadayada
Don't get shy, keep talking to girls, you'll regret it later if you don't...
Don't bother with schoolwork, as long as you pay attention in lessons, most work is pointless up until GCSE years - enjoy yourself more... and no I don't mean go home and play freelancer (whenever it comes out, so whatever my first PC game was), I mean go outside and get to know everyone who lives near you.
Don't give up activities you enjoy just because you momentarily dislike them because you want to stay at home.
Also, join more clubs at school, you don't get a chance to participate in such a variety of activities later on.
keep a wider group of friends, A, C, C, and M all turn out to be boring nerds (like yourself) and they all live miles away so you hardly see them out of school. - go and kick that mr William's arse, then go make friends with the arty guys, they're more interesting, but don't not make friends with the aforementioned, because they're nice guys.....
when you have free time, don't sit watching TV or playing PC games, go and do something like socialising, (PS, get MSN when you first hear guys at school talk about it, don't listen to your parents, not everyone on the internet is a paedophile), doing art, or going outside.
Damn, I want to do my life again
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start developing a website where you can chat to your friends like a big forum, tell everyone its a "social networking site" and call it facebook.
Invest in google, tell your friends about it.
Michael Jackson will die in 10 years - put a bet on it...
some good cgi films have come out, harry potter etc. actually go find that jk rowling and smash her pasty. She's a lill older than you but you can do it! You've done everyone else!
Invest in google, tell your friends about it.
Michael Jackson will die in 10 years - put a bet on it...
some good cgi films have come out, harry potter etc. actually go find that jk rowling and smash her pasty. She's a lill older than you but you can do it! You've done everyone else!
Soldato
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"Stay on target - life is good".
Don't jack your business in you idiot, you have more potential than you realise.
Keep the car you've got and DON NOT MODIFY IT ANY FURTHER.
Oh and the next time you take it over the hump back bridge, stay under 70 or it'll hurt!
DO NOT get a credit card or finance, or a loan.
Put you money into the business and move out NOW.
Most of all, STAY AWAY from computers, it ruins your relationship, your social life, loses you friends and you become a geek with only virtual friends.
Keep the car you've got and DON NOT MODIFY IT ANY FURTHER.
Oh and the next time you take it over the hump back bridge, stay under 70 or it'll hurt!
DO NOT get a credit card or finance, or a loan.
Put you money into the business and move out NOW.
Most of all, STAY AWAY from computers, it ruins your relationship, your social life, loses you friends and you become a geek with only virtual friends.
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It gets better
Soldato
i was 8.. beat the shizz out of that guy... dont worry it wont hurt for long... sad
Soldato
Oh boy....
Don't sell the house in a couple of years after the ex moves out, it may seem like you can't afford it then, wait a few months and you will.
Pay off the credit cards soon as, and then burn them.
tell myself about major sports results, maybe lottery, but places to invest, definitely.
Don't sell the house in a couple of years after the ex moves out, it may seem like you can't afford it then, wait a few months and you will.
Pay off the credit cards soon as, and then burn them.
tell myself about major sports results, maybe lottery, but places to invest, definitely.
Soldato
In a couple of years time, you'll go to Butlins on a stag weekend.
For the love of god, when you meet that slapper with different coloured eyes (jeez....the signs are there dude), don't let her steer it up the wrong'un.
You won't appreciate the bloodied carnage in the morning...and you WILL realise that what you thought was excited lady juice at the time (it was dark) was in fact.....well, what you see spattered all over the room! It will look like a scene from Pulp Fiction.
You'll end up hi-5'ing the guys who now think you are a national hero.....yet you'll spend the next few months wondering whether you are HIV+.
For the love of god, when you meet that slapper with different coloured eyes (jeez....the signs are there dude), don't let her steer it up the wrong'un.
You won't appreciate the bloodied carnage in the morning...and you WILL realise that what you thought was excited lady juice at the time (it was dark) was in fact.....well, what you see spattered all over the room!
It will look like a scene from Pulp Fiction.You'll end up hi-5'ing the guys who now think you are a national hero.....yet you'll spend the next few months wondering whether you are HIV+.
Soldato
In a couple of years time, you'll go to Butlins on a stag weekend.
For the love of god, when you meet that slapper with different coloured eyes (jeez....the signs are there dude), don't let her steer it up the wrong'un.
You won't appreciate the bloodied carnage in the morning...and you WILL realise that what you thought was excited lady juice at the time (it was dark) was in fact.....well, what you see spattered all over the room!
You'll end up hi-5'ing the guys who now think you are a national hero.....yet you'll spend the next few months wondering whether you are HIV+.
WHAT........THE......*******?!
squirting blood out trap 2?! OMG haha, I'm not sure whether to find it hilarious or disturbing >.<
Soldato
In a couple of years time, you'll go to Butlins on a stag weekend.
For the love of god, when you meet that slapper with different coloured eyes (jeez....the signs are there dude), don't let her steer it up the wrong'un.
You won't appreciate the bloodied carnage in the morning...and you WILL realise that what you thought was excited lady juice at the time (it was dark) was in fact.....well, what you see spattered all over the room!
You'll end up hi-5'ing the guys who now think you are a national hero.....yet you'll spend the next few months wondering whether you are HIV+.
You sure it wasn't a lady-boy????
Soldato
*shudders* she was filthy as a doormat. She thought it was her blood, i thought it was mine. Maybe a mixture of both, i dunno.....flippin hurt the next day though.
I actually posted the full story on another forum once. I swear its all true.....and bravado aside, i wish it never happened.
If there was 'private over 18s' forum on here, i'd post it for your pleasure.....i think.
I actually posted the full story on another forum once. I swear its all true.....and bravado aside, i wish it never happened.
If there was 'private over 18s' forum on here, i'd post it for your pleasure.....i think.