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The 120 Toilet Roll Challenge

Discussion in 'GD Archive' started by Seraphim, 28 Sep 2005.

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  1. Seraphim

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 19 Oct 2002

    Posts: 1,980

    Location: Brizzaaal

    My flatmate and I have come into possession of 120 of the finest quilted toilet rolls, and we've got no idea what to do with them all. So far we've already built a three-sided bog roll pyramid:

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    But that didn't satisfy our insatiable appetite for poo-paper structures, so I set about blocking his door up before he got back from work:

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    But the fun soon wore off, even after playing crap-rag Jenga (which I lost :(), so we then made Paris de Toilette, with the Eiffel Tower and a magnificent Arc de Triomphe (Notre Dame Cathedral not in shot):

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    Unfortunately, Paris was then the victim of a rampaging King Kong, and was reduced to rubble.

    But we've run out of ideas. Anyone got any requests? We'll try and build anything we can...
     
  2. muddyfox470

    Gangster

    Joined: 12 Jun 2005

    Posts: 314

    Location: Durham / Shropshire

    How have you come across so many?

    I am guessing you havent been collecting them or something?

    My advice is to store them in a dry space, and well use them when you need them. Or if you are a footie fan take them to the stadium with you?

    Ian
     
  3. Otacon

    Capodecina

    Joined: 10 Jan 2004

    Posts: 21,923

    Location: All over

    HAHAHAHAHAAHA! Mucho excellente s'ah :D

    Hmm, what to do with 120 toilet rolls (how on earth did you obtain those man :confused: ).... Paper towel big ben?
     
  4. Tru

    Mobster

    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 2,959

    Location: OcUK Peoples Champion

    Hahaha, classic! Ideas soon.
     
  5. Gigi

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 24 Aug 2004

    Posts: 2,260

    Location: Edinburgh

    A space rocket or missile?
    a wee house which you can fit yourself into?
    Cover everything in the house with toilet roll?


    /Gigi
     
  6. Seraphim

    Man of Honour

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    Posts: 1,980

    Location: Brizzaaal

    We bought them! ;) Big Ben is on it's way!
     
  7. alexakasloth

    Sgarrista

    Joined: 13 Aug 2004

    Posts: 7,789

    Location: Sussex

    You could put it in the toilet, all of it.
     
  8. Otacon

    Capodecina

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    Location: All over

    :cool:
     
  9. Stellios

    Capodecina

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    Location: Geordieland

    That is brilliant, but its such a crap way to pass time ;)
     
  10. G-MAN2004

    Caporegime

    Joined: 4 Jul 2004

    Posts: 30,235

    Do what you did with your mates door but this time with the door open then run like mad through it!
     
  11. Seraphim

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 19 Oct 2002

    Posts: 1,980

    Location: Brizzaaal

    The time, at the third bong, will be 7pm. Bong, Bong, Bong...

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    How's that for a turnaround time?
     
  12. G-MAN2004

    Caporegime

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    lol thats impressive. You must be bored...
     
  13. Stellios

    Capodecina

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    Location: Geordieland

    Clocks 6 mins out ;)
     
  14. Seraphim

    Man of Honour

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    Location: Brizzaaal

    YES.
     
  15. Cybermyk

    Soldato

    Joined: 31 May 2005

    Posts: 6,850

    Location: Peoples Republik of Teesside

    Leaning tower of Piza?
     
  16. Tomsk

    Soldato

    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 5,224

    Location: Overground, underground..

    Video required! :D
     
  17. Otacon

    Capodecina

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    Location: All over

     
  18. Gigi

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 24 Aug 2004

    Posts: 2,260

    Location: Edinburgh

    A small off duty Czechoslavakian traffic warden ?
    :p
    /Gigi
     
  19. SamHandwich

    Gangster

    Joined: 11 Apr 2004

    Posts: 341

    Location: Loughborough/Stafford

    Make a small chair, or make a huge bogroll.
     
  20. Freefaller

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    Location: Falling...

    Fantastic! Another Seraphim classic! :D
     
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