Let me tell you a story. Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin... There was once a noble and kind King, who built a splendid throne out of the finest toilet paper in the land:
The King sat on this mighty throne and was indeed regal, and pleasantly clean in the bottom area:
But alas, after consuming one too many Rustlers 99p burgers, the King grew fat and podgy, and the flimsy throne collapsed under the weight of his expanding belly. He was sad forevermore: