Poll: The official I voted/election results thread

[Mason-]

Every candidate forks up £500 to stand. If you get less than 5% of the vote, you don't get that money back.

Hahahahaha, that's great, thanks.

It will be interesting to see how Colchester does as it has been Lib Dem for 3 terms now (I think).

 

[Jono8]

I would love the conservatives to get a majority (unlikely I know) simply to see the exploding butt hurt from some of the Looney liberals I have on Facebook.

It has already started:

"**** this exit poll. And **** you if you voted Tory (or, even more moronic, UK*P). Not the good kind of ****ing, hard and slow and candlelit with Tom Hardy. **** you as in... I hope you get syphilis and herpes at the same time. Cameron & co are literal MURDERERS and liars and if you voted them in you are COMPLICIT."

Haha. Gold.

 

[valkynaz]

Didn't vote.

You vote and you have no right to complain.

 

[muon]

I don't understand the Lib Dem collapse. People seem to be saying were not voting for you because you gave too much ground in the coalition, and sold out your principles.

So we'll vote Conservative instead.

That won't be what's happening. LD vote has probably gone to Labour and Conservatives, proportions different by seat.

But Labour and Conservatives will have lost some voters to UKIP.

 

[thenewoc]

I don't understand the Lib Dem collapse. People seem to be saying were not voting for you because you gave too much ground in the coalition, and sold out your principles.

So we'll vote Conservative instead.

Actually I think they're loosing a lot to UKIP.

 

[Azza]

George Galloway reported to the police!

And this is why...

BBC Radio 4 ‏@BBCRadio4 1m1 minute ago

Police confirm returning officer reported George Galloway for retweeting exit poll while polls open. More #ge2015 news overnight with R4.

What a lemon!

 

[muon]

Actually I think they're loosing a lot to UKIP.

No I doubt it. Those BBC statements on changes are very misleading.

You need a flow chart to explain the changes properly.

 

[Danthus]

If Galloway loses as predicted can we play bingo and shout house when he mentions dirty tricks.

 

[cu3ed]

Some One just cop it on the side of the stage lol?

*THUNK*

 

[ic1male]

The exit poll is actually a bit nuts having it at 10pm. People who are in the queue at 10pm but haven't voted can still do so. So the exit poll could have some effect on their voting choice. So if George Galloway is getting told off by the cops, shouldn't the media be to blame?

 

[muon]

The exit poll is actually a bit nuts having it at 10pm. People who are in the queue at 10pm but haven't voted can still do so. So the exit poll could have some effect on their voting choice. So if George Galloway is getting told off by the cops, shouldn't the media be to blame?

I can perform an exit poll and let everyone know if I want. I can do that before 10pm if I wanted.

But that's fine since I'm not a candidate.

edit:

Of course no one will believe me.

 

[Monkeynut]

Neil Kinnock playing the violin.

 

[mmj_uk]

Lib Dems are getting what they deserved, they sold their soul to for a bit of short term relevance and **** on all those people who put them there, whilst enabling the Tory's to pass a whole bunch of unpopular policies. The wealthy and working class sadists will still vote Tory but those who were betrayed by the Lib Dems have rightly deserted them in disgust.

 

[Rosbif]

Kinnock waffling on, meat of his message: "We woz robbed"

 

[iamtheoneneo]

what a ****

 

[cu3ed]

Neil Kinnock playing the violin.

Him talking about how poor people will suffer and we are all fooling ourselves is a ****ing cheek!

 

[ic1male]

Neil Kinnock playing the violin.

I thought he was dead and buried!

 

[ic1male]

But that's fine since I'm not a candidate.

D'oh!

 

[McBain]

He just basically ranted on about how everyone who doesn't vote Labour is delusional.

 

[Third Opinion]

Neil Kinnock playing the violin.

LOL, just heard him waffling on. He can't accept that Miliband, Balls *up* Government is as unelectable.

Same when he was leader.