The worlds WORST jokes in here please.

[Dan Dan]

I see your joke and raise you:

What's pink and fluffy?


Pink fluff!



What's Blue and fluffy?






































Pink fluff holding it's breath!

I raise you again.

Whats green and smells like bacon?




Kermit the frogs fingers

 

[Andr3w]

Why did the jelly baby go to school?


He wanted to become a smarty

 

[MOOGLEYS]

What do you call a blind dinosaur?


An Idontthinkhesaurus.


My girlfriend came home from work in tears and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my X-Box.


I,ll get my coat

 

[Cosimo]

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape...

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people don't use search.

 

[Senture]

If God designed the front of a woman, who designed the back?

The Council, who else would put a play area next to a **** hole!

*gets coat*

 

[Thomas. PLease.]

what do you call an australian who makes toilets out of wood...





Lou Carpenter

 

[chumpit]

I see that David Cameron has vowed to 'flush the Taliban out of Pakistan'... **** me this new P.M. doesn't **** about

 

[Dj_Jestar]

My daughter has reached that age where she has started talking about sex.

Only this morning, she said to me "Is that the best you can do?"

I have no daughter!

 

[Da_Big_Jeff]

What's the difference between JLS and Futurama?

Futurama only has one bender in it.

 

[Devrij]

My daughter has reached that age where she has started talking about sex.

Only this morning, she said to me "Is that the best you can do?"

I have no daughter!

That deserves recognition. Foul, I like it.


A door-to-door vacuum salesman knocks on an old woman's door. Desperate to make a sale he throws a bag of dog **** on her carpet and exclaims "Madam, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't clean up that ****, I will eat what remains myself!" to which she replies "Well, I hope you're hungry. The electric's gone out"

 

[Mojo]

How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?

Her Tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette

 

[crunchee]

What's the difference between JLS and Futurama?

Futurama only has one bender in it.

Haha

 

[EdGey]

What did the traffic light say to the car?





Don't look, I'm changing.

 

[j.col]

what is the differnce between iron man and iron woman?

iron man is a super hero.

iron woman is an instruction

 

[j.col]

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[markweatherill]

In that case,

For Sale: indicator stalk removed from 20 year old BMW. As new, unused.