The worlds WORST jokes in here please.

[utajoker]

how did michael jackson pick his nose?

catalogue



two canibbals eating a clown, one says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"



two fish in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing"

 

[The Dread Pirate]

There are Two SARS Viruses, one turns to the other and says "I could murder a Chinese"

 

[deuse]

Two cows in a field and the one cow turns to the other and says
"what do you think of this mad cows disease?"

The other cow turned around and says back "It's nothing to do with me! I am a frog"

 

[mrk]

Knock Knock

 

[kaiowas]

Did you hear the one about the dwarf who got beaten up at school and failed his GCSEs?

It's not big, it's not hard and it's not clever.

 

[biuro74]

Now something different. Computer joke

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Need for speed: SHIFT

 

[antijoke]

Two nuns riding down a cobbled street on bikes, one turns to the other and says:

"I've never cum this way before."

 

[Hitman_Leon]

Man gets hit by car and dies,

Go's to hell and is put in front of the devil,

"ive been good in life? why am I here?" man asks devil,

"sometimes I get you weather you sin or not" replies the devil,

"I just want my life back" replies the man,

"today im feeling charitable, give me one task I can't complete and ill give you back your life, bearing in mind I know everything and every place you could imagine, there is nothing I do not know" replies the devil with an evil grin,

Guy stands and scratches his head for a moment then replies, "get lost"

 

[utajoker]

what do you call a frech sandle sales man?

phillip phlop.

 

[Grimley]

So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went
T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my
hand."

(I think you have to be 30 or older to get that joke)

 

[DailyGeek]

New one I might work into my material depending on it's responses at my gig next week

I tried to change my computer password to 'penis' but the computer said 'password too short.'

 

[mac1st3]

So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went
T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my
hand."

(I think you have to be 30 or older to get that joke)

lol not neccessarily, I liked that one

 

[Josh-A]

I tried to change my computer password to 'penis' but the computer said 'password too short.'

 

[Coldzero]

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

ouch lol

 

[r3loaded]

So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went
T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my
hand."

(I think you have to be 30 or older to get that joke)

I'm 20, and I didn't get it...until I looked on wikipedia. *sigh*

 

[mac1st3]

I'm 20, and I didn't get it...until I looked on wikipedia. *sigh*

I'm 22 and I got it and loved it lol

 

[The Dread Pirate]

So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went
T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my
hand."

(I think you have to be 30 or older to get that joke)

Good lord talk about digging up the past

 

[I get around]

New one I might work into my material depending on it's responses at my gig next week

I tried to change my computer password to 'penis' but the computer said 'password too short.'

I think we have a winner, that was so awful i vomited a little.

 

[MikeHunt79]

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

 

[DailyGeek]

I think we have a winner, that was so awful i vomited a little.

Well, not quite the audience response I was looking for, but it's a response nonetheless