Things that make blokes proud of themselves

Sic · 27 Feb 2006 at 10:18

Desmo said:
I taught Piggy this at last years BBQ Meet. I didn't really mean to do it but within a split second of her getting the ball I lunged two footed at her ankles I can remember the feeling of horror I had mid-air wondering to myself what I was doing :/

Still, I cleanly won the ball as she fell over into a heap on the floor. I stood up triumphantly and said "Women, know your limits"

Still can't believe I did that

you just earned this thread 5 stars. well, it was already having them, but you sealed it. nicely done, son

Vonhelmet · 27 Feb 2006 at 12:35

Is it wrong that I had Gene off Life On Mars reading that inside my head?

Spunj99 · 27 Feb 2006 at 12:42

dymetrie said:
15. CARVING THE ROAST - And saying "are you a leg or breast man?" to the blokes and "do you want stuffing?" to the women. Congratulations, you are now your dad.

Lol.

Fantastic.

semi-pro waster · 27 Feb 2006 at 12:45

Desmo said:
Still, I cleanly won the ball as she fell over into a heap on the floor. I stood up triumphantly and said "Women, know your limits"

Please tell me you said it in a Terry Thomas accent while twirling your (imaginary) moustache?

Great list, I'm not at all sure about having a stick just for stirring paint as it sounds a little bit too sensible.

dymetrie · 27 Feb 2006 at 12:50

semi-pro waster said:
Please tell me you said it in a Terry Thomas accent while twirling your (imaginary) moustache?

Great list, I'm not at all sure about having a stick just for stirring paint as it sounds a little bit too sensible.

Get this woman out of the thread!

Of course if you have an old screwdriver solely used for opening tins and stirring paint i'll let you stay

Spud21 · 27 Feb 2006 at 12:51

Desmo said:
I taught Piggy this at last years BBQ Meet. I didn't really mean to do it but within a split second of her getting the ball I lunged two footed at her ankles I can remember the feeling of horror I had mid-air wondering to myself what I was doing :/

Still, I cleanly won the ball as she fell over into a heap on the floor. I stood up triumphantly and said "Women, know your limits"

Still can't believe I did that

Have i ever told you that i love you.

The fact that you lunged your girlfriend roy keane style is good but to have the composure to think about and come up with "women, know your limits" with her crumpled up in a heap on the floor is just pure gold.

Kreeeee · 27 Feb 2006 at 12:52

Brilliant thread

Have some stars.

Haly · 27 Feb 2006 at 12:52

Desmo said:
I taught Piggy this at last years BBQ Meet. I didn't really mean to do it but within a split second of her getting the ball I lunged two footed at her ankles I can remember the feeling of horror I had mid-air wondering to myself what I was doing :/

Still, I cleanly won the ball as she fell over into a heap on the floor. I stood up triumphantly and said "Women, know your limits"

Still can't believe I did that

Is that why she still had a dodgy ankle in September?

Disgraceful behaviour!

But very funny

semi-pro waster · 27 Feb 2006 at 12:56

dymetrie said:
Get this woman out of the thread!

Of course if you have an old screwdriver solely used for opening tins and stirring paint i'll let you stay

I don't own a house or a shed so I've got nothing permantly for stirring paint, my dad does however and I'd like at least a couple of years before I start turning into him thanks all the same

penski · 27 Feb 2006 at 12:57

Poking fires with sticks.

Smelling of 'car bits'.

*n

Davey_Pitch · 27 Feb 2006 at 12:59

Desmo said:
I taught Piggy this at last years BBQ Meet. I didn't really mean to do it but within a split second of her getting the ball I lunged two footed at her ankles I can remember the feeling of horror I had mid-air wondering to myself what I was doing :/

Still, I cleanly won the ball as she fell over into a heap on the floor. I stood up triumphantly and said "Women, know your limits"

Still can't believe I did that

Dude, you're my new hero

Desmo · 27 Feb 2006 at 13:06

Well I'm glad I seem to have amused a few of you this morning

I seem to remember a few of the BBQ attendee's ROFL'ing a fair bit at the time too

Piggymon · 27 Feb 2006 at 13:08

Haly has a point ! .. It was after that I started to have problems with my ankle :mad:

/calls claims direct

Haly · 27 Feb 2006 at 13:09

Feek · 27 Feb 2006 at 13:22

dymetrie said:
20. PARALLEL PARKING - Bosh, straight in. First time. Can Schumacher do that? No, because his cars got no reverse gear which, technically, makes you the worlds best driver.

F1 cars do have reverse gear. Ner ner.

K.

afraser2k · 27 Feb 2006 at 13:23

dymetrie said:
Get this woman out of the thread!

Of course if you have an old screwdriver solely used for opening tins and stirring paint i'll let you stay

I thought that's what flat-head screwdrivers were made for? :confused:

Gilly · 27 Feb 2006 at 13:25

I actually was ROFLing (at Desmo). I fell into a tree.

reflex · 27 Feb 2006 at 13:26

Opening the jar and Sharpening a pencil with a stanely knife are the best i'd say.

jegz · 27 Feb 2006 at 13:31

dymetrie said:
24. TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - A visual code that says that's right, I'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized poo.

Or that you've ran out of bog roll! :rolleyes:

Duke · 27 Feb 2006 at 13:40

"4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, I've got a knife thanks!"

lol

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