Things that make blokes proud of themselves

[Muban]

I have flu and laughing really hurts thanks for that

All lies... if you had real flu you wouldn't even be on the forums Oh dear.. can.... worms... everywhere

13. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates are ******. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.

Yay.... Roberta & I for this one I think!!!

 

[LoadsaMoney]

I must be doing it wrong

Depends which eye you use.

 

[Feek]

Yay.... Roberta & I for this one I think!!!

Only 'cos we knew what you were up to

K.

 

[LoadsaMoney]

Yes.... you

http://www.meetgallery.com/v/omgwtfbbq05/Monkeh__001.JPG.html

Its dangerous to light yer farts, you might get a blow back.

 

[Roberta]

Yay.... Roberta & I for this one I think!!!

13. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates are PERVERTS!

 

[Otacon]

To be fair you were lezzing it up.

 

[Roberta]

It's a fair cop Guv.

 

[Rich1988]

Poking fires with sticks.

Smelling of 'car bits'.

*n

hehehe yes, and having oily hands and face.

 

[Stan_Lite]

6. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else struggles to catch up with you. You're hard.

This is my forte.

Bigstan - "Are you ready to go love?"
Fictional gf - "But you've still got most of a pint left, Stan."
Bigstan - "Don't worry about me love, you just get your coat on."

/Bigstan puts fags, phone etc. in pocket, puts on coat and drinks 3/4 pint before fictional gf has one arm in sleeve.

Smell the pheromones

Stan

PS: I didn't witness the Desmo slide tackle but I did see Piggy in a heap with Desmo standing proudly over her with hands on hips telling her to "know her limits" (I didn't quit ROFL but I did LOL).

 

[atpbx]

Has Peter Kay joined the forums?
Again.

 

[Lopéz]

I witnessed the slide. It looked like one of my efforts from FIFA 2003, proper "sliding tackle that was clean but I managed to slice the other player in half at the same time" stuff.

 

[Flibster]

I moved into the Pigmo Pad with more tools than Desmo so ner !

But all the tools a bloke needs at maximum are..

1 Phillips screwdriver
1 Flathead screwdriver
1 large hammer

They solve pretty much everything.

Simon/~Flibster

 

[Big Chris]

18. TAKING OUT £200 FROM A CASHPOINT - Okay, so its for paying the plumber later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later.

I did that this evening....





















to, errrrr.... pay my mum this month's rent.....

 

[Maxeh]

Poking fires with sticks.
*n

So true!

 

[Mickey_D]

* driving in such a way that both the missus AND the little one let out blood curling screams, and yet having full and complete control of a 4WD 1/2 ton pickup truck when it's completely sideways on the ice (in RWD only)!!

<--- been there , done that this past weekend!!

 

[Vonhelmet]

But all the tools a bloke needs at maximum are..

1 Phillips screwdriver
1 Flathead screwdriver
1 large hammer

They solve pretty much everything.

Simon/~Flibster

You forgot the power tools. That way you get to destroy things and make huge amounts of noise.

 

[Exentia]

I thought of another one

Being able to make a weapon out of absolutley anything - a la A-Team!

 

[Stan_Lite]

18. TAKING OUT £200 FROM A CASHPOINT - Okay, so its for paying the plumber later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later.

I do that sometimes just for the Halibut but being Scottish it means I don't need to go to the bank for 2 months

Stan

 

[AndyBorzi]

The thin stick in the shed...i have one of them!

BUT...you are only your dad when the dried up paint on the end is thicker than your wrist after years of DIY!! (hmm that could be read so many ways! )

 

[Street]

Quality thread... haven't seen that one before! Good to see something original