Things that make blokes proud of themselves

Irish_Tom · 28 Feb 2006 at 15:56

Piggymon said:
I moved into the Pigmo Pad with more tools than Desmo so ner!

Yeah but we saw the Tools you let him buy to do up your current place. I seem to remember a very large (read Dangerous) power tool being wielded by a mad man

Flibster said:
but all the tools a bloke needs at maximum are..

1 Phillips screwdriver
1 Flathead screwdriver
1 large hammer

You forgot the can of WD40 mate

Classic thread nice one!

Panzer

Tru · 28 Feb 2006 at 16:00

What about nailling jam jar lids to the underside of a shelf? For holding jars of rawlplugs, self-tappers and those white things that keep your doorbell wire tidy.

Street · 28 Feb 2006 at 16:28

Panzerbjorn said:
You forgot the can of WD40 mate

And the duct tape... you can do everything with WD40 and duct tape. If it moves and it shouldn't use duct tape, if it doesn't move and it should, use WD40

Visage · 28 Feb 2006 at 16:37

Flibster said:
But all the tools a bloke needs at maximum are..

1 Phillips screwdriver
1 Flathead screwdriver
1 large hammer

They solve pretty much everything.

Simon/~Flibster

I disagree. You can hammer screws in if you hit them hard enough, reducing your bulky, effeminate toolkit of three items, down to a man sized toolkit of one item.

Gilly · 28 Feb 2006 at 16:40

Visage said:
I disagree. You can hammer screws in if you hit them hard enough, reducing your bulky, effeminate toolkit of three items, down to a man sized toolkit of one item.

How do you get them back out? noob.

Visage · 28 Feb 2006 at 16:42

Gilly said:
How do you get them back out? noob.

Get. Them. Back. Out?

penski · 28 Feb 2006 at 16:43

Gilly said:
How do you get them back out? noob.

Turn the hammer 'round. Noob.

*n

Vonhelmet · 28 Feb 2006 at 16:52

Street said:
And the duct tape... you can do everything with WD40 and duct tape. If it moves and it shouldn't use duct tape, if it doesn't move and it should, use WD40

And if it should sometimes move, you use velcro!

Wryel · 28 Feb 2006 at 17:18

I'd like to add 'not having to ask what your mates want to drink' - they'll have a beer, none of this 'wait, can you get me a Bacardi Breezer' rubbish.

Squark · 28 Feb 2006 at 17:58

Street said:
You can do everything with WD40 and duct tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape, if it doesn't move and it should, use WD40

Major lolage at that, its just sooooo true!

fatiain · 28 Feb 2006 at 18:01

vonhelmet said:
And if it should sometimes move, you use velcro!

Isn't 'velcro' something out of a sewing kit?

The_Blue_Dragon · 28 Feb 2006 at 18:02

dymetrie said:
16. WINKING - Turns women to putty. Doesn't it?

Why is it that when ever I do it they stick there middle finger up at me then?

Otacon · 28 Feb 2006 at 18:03

You're fugly?

Vonhelmet · 1 Mar 2006 at 13:15

fatiain said:
Isn't 'velcro' something out of a sewing kit?

Why, you got some in yours?

Soogs · 2 Mar 2006 at 19:34

dymetrie said:
24. TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - A visual code that says that's right, I'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized poo.

it is a great feeling when you nuke the toilet and someone has to use it straight after

great thread... have some stars

Sanzy · 2 Mar 2006 at 19:43

lol all very true

woodsy2k · 2 Mar 2006 at 21:11

Lol, liked them all mate, very good.

24 especially cracked me up

RomeoS · 2 Mar 2006 at 22:05

PMSL!!!!

Excellent thread!!

Flibster · 2 Mar 2006 at 22:30

Street said:
And the duct tape... you can do everything with WD40 and duct tape. If it moves and it shouldn't use duct tape, if it doesn't move and it should, use WD40

Neither needed:

If it doesn't move - hit it with the hammer till it does - if it doesn't - try a bigger hammer...

If it moves and it shouldn't - use nails and hammer the bugger home.

Amateurs really shouldn't try DIY....

Simon/~Flibster

AdWright · 2 Mar 2006 at 23:13

lol at this. Good stuff!