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Thursday giggle

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rainmaker, 4 Mar 2010.

  1. Rainmaker


    Joined: 18 Aug 2007

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    Location: Liverpool

    Wanda's dishwasher stopped working, so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat for you. Just fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque. Oh, and by the way; don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

    When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching him go about his work.

    The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

    Finally, the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!".

    To which the parrot replied,

    "Get him Spike!" :o:D
  2. ac1d1ty

    Wise Guy

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  3. Raumarik


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    I thought it was OK actually, not something that's common on OCUK joke threads!
  4. Rainmaker


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  5. burtie

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  6. Rainmaker


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    Let's hear yours then? :p
  7. [FnG]magnolia


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    Ban tbh.
  8. burtie

    Wise Guy

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    I don't have any jokes but I need a laugh. Your joke failed to make me laugh, so fail :p
  9. SilverTongue

    Wise Guy

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    Genuine LOL from me
  10. The Dread Pirate


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    Location: Outside in the bushes

  11. Cosimo

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    A titter from me. :)
  12. SiriusB


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    Location: Manchester

    Heheh. It's the kind of joke that is probably funnier if it was a sketch or a cartoon. Wasn't completely awful though! :)
  13. mac1st3


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  14. Tom0


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  15. qqg3


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    Not bad. :cool:
  16. platypus


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    Hmm, 3/10.
  17. Fenris


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    Location: Brighton, UK.

    A resounding meh.
  18. mk17

    Wise Guy

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    reminds me of:

    A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was
    different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks
    over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw
    the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every
    trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in middle of the show:
    "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the
    table." "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was
    furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
    One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found
    himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the
    parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a
    went on for a day and then another. On the third day,the parrot could not
    hold back any longer: "OK, I give up. Where's the ******** ship?"
  19. peterattheboro


    Joined: 24 Sep 2005

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    Location: Middlesbrough

    Cluedo has been ruined!

    In the spirit of political correctness, the makers have decided to add a black character. So now you know who's done it before the game even starts.
  20. kiteloopy


    Joined: 13 Apr 2008

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    Location: Notts / Reading

    i loled....

    then laughed again at that pic ^ :)