Thursday giggle

[Cosimo]

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back???"

 

[godinman]

I used to be in sado neco beastality but then I realised I was just flogging a dead horse.

 

[craptakular]

ahahahahaha my sides are splitting, it's funny because some parrots can talk and this one told the dog to attack a man ahahahahahahahahjahahahahahahaha

lmaoroflcopteromglolz

 

[apatia77]

Not bad

 

[Daveangle]

Found it funny here.

 

[MarcLister]

"Get him Spike!"

I liked.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

reminds me of:

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was
different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks
over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw
the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every
trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the
table." "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was
furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found
himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the
parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a
word.This
went on for a day and then another. On the third day,the parrot could not
hold back any longer: "OK, I give up. Where's the ******** ship?"

Thread rescued!

 

[Phate]

Lol'd at a lot of these


Cept the OP

 

[jp_bl_68]

"Get him Spike!"

You, sir, owe me one giggle.

 

[jbs]

Much better than the previous joke threads - thanks guys,

 

[jas72]

snip

get yer coat