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Thursday joke....it's possibly a goodun!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lashout_UK, 15 Jun 2006.

  1. Lashout_UK


    Joined: 2 Mar 2004

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    Location: SE England

    A woman goes into Harrods to buy a fishing rod and reel for her grandson's
    birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes
    over to the counter. The Harrods salesman is standing there, wearing dark

    She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this fishing rod and

    He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
    counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound
    it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

    He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel
    and 10-lb. test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale
    this week for £44."

    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
    dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

    As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

    "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.

    As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.

    At first she is really embarrassed but then realises there is no way the
    blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.

    The man rings up the sale and says "That'll be £58.50 please." The woman is
    totally confused by this and asks "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for
    £44? How did you get to £58.50?"

    He replies, "Yes Madam, the rod and reel are £44, but the Duck Caller is £11
    and the Fish Bait is £3.50."

  2. SideWinder


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  3. Red and White


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  4. Smit


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    Taxi :o
  5. AJUK

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    But sadly not. :D
  6. Mikey1280

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  7. Lashout_UK


    Joined: 2 Mar 2004

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    Dammit :D I thought I'd try :p
  8. Kerplunk


    Joined: 10 Jan 2006

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    Location: Bournemouth tbh

    I can honestly say I didnt even smirk.
  9. mc_bob


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    I thought it was good :)

  10. Grrrrr


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    A man has great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.
    "No," he says. "The seat is empty."

    "This is incredible!" says the other man.

    "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event, and not use it?"

    "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

    "Oh , I'm sorry to hear that...that's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the

    The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
  11. Roughneck


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    her farts smelled of fish?

    hence the 3.50 for the fish bait?
  12. Amp34


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    Both pretty good. I actually LOL'd at the second one! :p
  13. rayer

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    Michael Owen goes into a nightclub in Germany walks straight up to a girl and says "get your coat you're coming back to my hotel room" Girl says "My your a little forward"

    Man rings up his mate and says "Ive won 6 tickets to all englands world cup games for me and five mates. As your a mate, would you mind putting my bin out next Friday?"

    Boom boom tish!
  14. Kerplunk


    Joined: 10 Jan 2006

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    Location: Bournemouth tbh

    Perhaps it fired out the wrong exit.

    Fanny Fart.
  15. calnen


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    lol at the second one :) Not too convinced by the first
  16. Anders0n


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  17. Sepheh


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    Lol laughed at all of those jokes :D
  18. geeza


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    head - over
  19. Inquisitor


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    Oh so true :p
  20. The Pat

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    Haha :D What I would do.