Toilet Paper Orientation

HecFam · 15 Jul 2013 at 09:24

Going to throw a spanner in the works. I have a vertical bog roll holder, so i have left or right. Usually right.

But I would agree with over in all other situations.

[FnG]magnolia · 15 Jul 2013 at 09:25

Those who insist on undering are anti-British and are contributing to the deaths of innocent women and children in places like the Iraq and suchlike, probably.

LeeUK · 15 Jul 2013 at 09:30

I buy the cheap bog roll. No point in wasting money on fancy stuff when you are just going to flush it away. Also the heavy quilted stuff tends to block my bog up.

mjt · 15 Jul 2013 at 10:51

Obviously it's over!!

However, I'm just about to move in with my girlfriend and she says the opposite! :eek:

Not quite sure how long our relationship will last.....

antijoke · 15 Jul 2013 at 11:00

Over. Always over.

Cosimo · 15 Jul 2013 at 11:52

mjt said:
Obviously it's over!!

However, I'm just about to move in with my girlfriend and she says the opposite!

Not quite sure how long our relationship will last.....

It will be on a roll......

Bennie-Mac · 15 Jul 2013 at 13:03

Theophany said:
Have you considered marriage counselling?

More like divorce. Why try and save that train wreck, clearly the woman in question is insane.

Bennie-Mac · 15 Jul 2013 at 13:04

LeeUK said:
I buy the cheap bog roll. No point in wasting money on fancy stuff when you are just going to flush it away. Also the heavy quilted stuff tends to block my bog up.

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU HANG IT THE CORRECT WAY!!!

Nimdok · 15 Jul 2013 at 13:18

mjt said:
Not quite sure how long our relationship will last.....

I'd say it's over.

mrk · 15 Jul 2013 at 13:19

You use more TP buying cheap ass rolls because they're so thin and small. I think LeeUK pulls off a fist full and scrapes off excess leading to clogs...Or something.

trickycurve · 15 Jul 2013 at 13:30

I've only known it to go under in public toilets.

Mat · 15 Jul 2013 at 13:34

Nimdok said:
I'd say it's over.

No, no... it's going under!

The Dread Pirate · 15 Jul 2013 at 13:38

Whatever way it turns out after I've put the roll in the holder TBH I couldn't care less it's loo roll!

Bennie-Mac · 15 Jul 2013 at 13:42

The Dread Pirate said:
Whatever way it turns out after I've put the roll in the holder TBH I couldn't care less it's loo roll!

You monster. :mad:

TommyV · 15 Jul 2013 at 13:57

What toilet paper?

I primarily take a steamer right before having a shower in the mornings. If that is the case, why waste my (over hanging) toilet paper?

The above, is in part why 4 rolls of toilet paper lasted me 6 weeks before needing to buy more!

Since getting stricken by hay fever, the usage has risen three-fold

mrk · 15 Jul 2013 at 14:00

TommyV said:
What toilet paper?

I primarily take a steamer right before having a shower in the mornings. If that is the case, why waste my (over hanging) toilet paper?

The above, is in part why 4 rolls of toilet paper lasted me 6 weeks before needing to buy more!

Since getting stricken by hay fever, the usage has risen three-fold

So you take a dump and because you're going to have a shower you don't wipe letting the shower wash the turd stains down your leg, into your bath/shower etc?

I don't understand how people can do this, the same as people who / in the shower instead of hopping over the loo.

The Dread Pirate · 15 Jul 2013 at 14:03

Bennie-Mac said:
You monster.

You didn't realize this beforehand? :eek:

The Dread Pirate · 15 Jul 2013 at 14:04

I just thought we could always go for the 3 seashells approach!

LeeUK · 15 Jul 2013 at 14:10

You can get nice cheap TP from Aldi. When I say cheap I don't mean the 'big 4' supermarkets basics.

ince · 15 Jul 2013 at 14:12