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Wednesday Joke

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by unclelonghair, 31 May 2006.

  1. unclelonghair


    Joined: 29 Sep 2004

    Posts: 908

    Location: Newcastle upon Tyne

    Hope this hasn't been posted before....

    A Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub.

    They all have a severe stutter.

    "What's it to be?" asks the stunningly beautiful landlady.

    "Th th th th three pi pi pi..........." says the Welshman.

    Up steps the Irishman. "Three p pints of of of of gui gui gui........"

    Then the Scotsman tries. "Th th th th th th th......................"

    "Oh sod this!" says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve someone else.

    She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready to order yet.

    "Th th th th three pi pi pi pi", stutters the Welshman

    "Three pints of gui gui gui gui........." tries Paddy.

    And then Scotty starts "Th th th th th th th...........".

    "Look" says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet?

    "If any one of you can tell me where you live without stuttering I'll let you make love to me!"

    Quietly confident that no one will win, she turns to the Welshman.
    "Where do you live then boyo?"

    "C C C C CC AAAA.......Rrrrrrr.... ..."

    "No. You lose." says the beautiful landlady.

    Turning to the Scotsman, "Where do you live Scotty?" she asks,trying not to laugh.

    "E E E Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edinb."

    "No. You lose." says the gorgeous woman.

    "And Paddy, where do you live?" she purrs at the Irishman.

    "London" blurts out the Irishman.

    "Oh no!" says the landlady.

    A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptuous bosom.

    Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed. Paddy with concentration furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes for glory, and then, right at the end he suddenly screams out...........

    ".......D D D Derry!!"
  2. SexyBetty


    Joined: 10 Jun 2005

    Posts: 3,427

    Ok ok, you got a laugh out of me!!!! :D
  3. Nismo


    Joined: 17 Oct 2002

    Posts: 18,549

    Location: UK

  4. neil3k


    Joined: 13 Aug 2004

    Posts: 6,768

    Location: Bedford

  5. Yas786


    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 48,561

    Location: All over the world...

    /me chuckles:p

    not bad not bad at all
  6. WillyNelson


    Joined: 28 Oct 2003

    Posts: 5,443

    Location: Worthington-on-sea

    For a moment there I thought 'London' was the punchline...

    Good joke :D
  7. Chunky


    Joined: 26 Oct 2005

    Posts: 570

    lol, not bad
  8. MrMatteh

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 22 Feb 2004

    Posts: 2,418

    Location: Essex

    could see the derry part coming a mile away

  9. MR_Punk


    Joined: 23 Mar 2004

    Posts: 7,941

    Location: Up t'north

    a small smile from me!

  10. Reppyboyo


    Joined: 3 May 2004

    Posts: 3,139

    I dont get it. :(
  11. pax


    Joined: 1 Jan 2003

    Posts: 972

    Location: Employed.Surrey.UK

    She thought he lived in London, but he was just stuttering, as he really lived in Londonderry,

  12. Jenjey


    Joined: 6 Jun 2004

    Posts: 5,949

    Location: London/Liverpool

    Well thanks for the explanation. I didn't get it either meh. Not in such a giggly mood anyway :p

    But fear not...

  13. Shikkaka


    Joined: 10 Jun 2003

    Posts: 2,770

    Location: Nottingham

    me neither lol
  14. Shikkaka


    Joined: 10 Jun 2003

    Posts: 2,770

    Location: Nottingham

    In that case..... that joke was awful.
  15. Greenlizard0

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 15 Mar 2004

    Posts: 28,189

    Location: Liverpool

    Lol good one :)
  16. basmic


    Joined: 10 Apr 2004

    Posts: 13,144

    Location: Darlington, County Durham

  17. Blue Cypher

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 5 Dec 2005

    Posts: 1,687

    Location: Sheffield

    Tbh i got more of a laugh from MrMatteh sig!! which is damn good by the way :D
  18. William


    Joined: 26 Jul 2003

    Posts: 10,948

    Location: Derby

    GRIN :)
  19. [email protected]


    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 3,074

    Location: MK

    made me horny:(

    All these OCUK jokes are just full of sex!
  20. Trifid


    Joined: 18 Feb 2006

    Posts: 8,428

    Agreed. :(