Man of Honour
dymetrie said:
Um, my housemate got jiggy with a "local" lass in the Krazyhouse toilets a few years back and lost his phone!
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Um, my housemate got jiggy with a "local" lass in the Krazyhouse toilets a few years back and lost his phone!
Quoted for Truth!!!!
Man of Honour
dymetrie said:Due to the lack of replies from the Liverpudlian contingent of the forums...
I came to the assumption that this must either be true, or they were all asleep
Thanks for the confirmation
He probably didn't buy her drinks first or something...I dunno...
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Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me,"
Bruce replies, "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly," Jed says, "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, ‘No, I'm not a widow.’ And I said, ‘I'll bet you a case of beer you are’.”
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me,"
Bruce replies, "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly," Jed says, "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, ‘No, I'm not a widow.’ And I said, ‘I'll bet you a case of beer you are’.”
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LMAO, great one.
