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What is the most random thing you've bought when come home drunk from the pub?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Raymond Lin, 6 Mar 2010.

  1. Raymond Lin

    Capo Crimine

    Joined: 20 Oct 2002

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    Location: Wish i was in .Lethal's house

    I just checked my email and noticed I bought a somewhat questionable design T-shirt last night lol

    Though on the other hand, it is kinda cool ;) lol

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  2. Pawnless Endgame

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    Location: Sunny Stafford

    Me and my buddies decided to crash our local 24 hour ASDA and we all bought a packet of McVities hob nob biscuits. All of us, the same packet, size, etc. Kinda random :)
     
  3. meghatronic

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    If less than ten of you, and not only that one item, it's not even remotely funny.

    My most random thing would be a dozen rolls of duct tape. I'm a resourceful drunk!
     
  4. leaskovski

    Sgarrista

    Joined: 22 Oct 2004

    Posts: 9,086

    Location: Berkland

    I tried to buy a £300 signed football by the 2008/09 Arsenal football team in an Auction wat a boxing fight when I was off my rocker. Fun night that was! lol, never have I seen a big black man get goosed in the face with aload of white powder from one of the fire extinguisers (spelling, again!). Queue lots of drug based jokes! :D
     
  5. Pawnless Endgame

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    Location: Sunny Stafford

    I was only contributing to the topic, the idea of our ASDA spend being random.
     
  6. meghatronic

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    I wasn't being touchy. But random "lacking any definite plan or order or purpose; governed by or depending on chance". So... yeah....
     
  7. Nix

    Capodecina

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    Kazoos and cake. :D
     
  8. RadoX

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    Location: Sheffield

    Heroin.
     
  9. pingwing

    Capodecina

    Joined: 9 Apr 2008

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    Location: Bedford

    Some ones front gate at a mates uni years ago, never did have to give that back either....
     
  10. hyperzed

    Gangster

    Joined: 2 Jan 2004

    Posts: 418

    i once bought a spice rack in the form of the seven dwarfs for my mum as a xmas present...it was only in the morning with fresh eyes i saw how tasteless and ugly it was.
     
  11. Naff8000

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    At glastonbury a bunch of us bought these awful hippie style multi-coloured fleece things. I think they cost about £40 each and I've never worn it since. I remember us dancing in the stall once we'd bought them
     
  12. Steve2000

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    Joined: 20 Oct 2007

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    Location: Sunny Middlesbrough

    I bought a car once back in the 80s for £40 whilst drunk. Realised my foolish error the next morning and sold it for £70.

    Never even told the wife until a few years later, not a great deal she can whinge about then.
     
  13. Freelanc3r

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    I bought a trident.
     
  14. Tummy

    Caporegime

    Joined: 4 Sep 2008

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    Location: Yorkshire.

    I don't drink anymore :(

    When I did, would often wake up at random people's houses, in odd places in the house. That was always a bit of a "eh?" waking up. My friend was woken up by the police in a random's kitchen one morning, they were very understanding. I woke up a car once, they'd left it unlocked.

    Waking up with random things, signs, for sale signs (collected about 15 on the way home with my friend and left them on the front of someone we didn't like), random clothes and objects from all over.
     
  15. NerveAgent

    Hitman

    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 941

    Location: Manchester

    I once bought a block of cheese and "A Lion's Mane" a kids book with a furry lion on the front, I still have it :D By far the funniest was when my friend bought some chicken satay from Asda deli and 10 minutes later we all heard him choking followed by "they're on sticks?!"
     
  16. Mojo

    Wise Guy

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    A scarf (can get chilly), two wet floor signs and a pair of tights. That was a good night! =)
     
  17. GingerNinja1989

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    Well that depends on who the tights belong to!

    :cool:
     
  18. K1LLSW1TCH

    Caporegime

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    A tent, a garden gnome and a deck chair.
     
  19. cheets64

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    Steel Battalion at £150
     
  20. Rybo89

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    Location: Chesterfield

    well this what happens when clubs stay open till 7am and there's a carboot (do-nut) on straight across from the club

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    dont ask........