What's the biggest animal you could fight?

penski · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:35

No need to dally! What do you think is the largest animal you could 'take' in a one-on-one fight?

My girlfriend says 'Chihuahua'.

I reckon I could take a medium-adult male red deer.

Use it's horns as handles to wrestle it to the ground.

*n

Nismo · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:37

penski said:
I reckon I could take a medium-adult male red deer.

Use it's horns as handles to wrestle it to the ground.

Deer would own you.

I reckon I could take a cow if I kicked its udder hard enough and dropped it.

Zefan · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:38

Kodiak Bear.

PaulStat · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:39

Errr a muzzled Rotweiler

(maybe)

VaderDSL · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:39

Blue whale ... I'd drown it

Rosbif · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:40

peter crouch

neil3k · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:43

Cilla Black

William · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:44

I dunno because animals have different levels of placidness, not a chance could I take a wolf, but I could reckon I could deck a tuna.

JohnnyG · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:44

A moany old cow.

Morba · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:44

judging by the deer i came face to face with recently (were rather small with average antlers) i would say a dear would own you / me / *

largest i would fight, hmm, going to have to think about that!

Saberu · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:46

A giraffe, i'd just trip it up and tie up it's feet

dantonkin · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:47

I seemed to fair pretty well against a pigeon this morning.

Mind you, I was in my car at the time it hit me!

Gilly · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:48

I reckon I could take a Walrus. They're pretty big.

William · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:48

Also Penski, a deer bigger than Dani Filth?

Roberta · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:48

My boyfriend.

RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Youstolemyname · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:51

congratulations. You have just stopped all productivity in my office, all we are doing is debating what we could beat in a fight. Common consensus is a cow, with most girls going for a medium sized dog.

yhack · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:54

Maybe a Human.

elroberto · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:55

I just had a test fight with my dog and though it was touch and go for a while (pinning my head to the floor with his paw!) I won in the end. Now to try a Rotty next!

Tru · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:55

I once punched a cow full force in the face, it didn't even flinch and I mean nothing.

You would have to have a good strategy to put any cow down, you might get lucky and break it's neck but I doubt it. As soon as it felt pain it would bolt, so an eye-gouge is out.

MookJong · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:55

Excellent thread

I like to challenge this guy to a gentlemans boxing match, Queesnbury rules