No I throw stones at the scum. Steal my shiny things then build a nest in the chimney the squatting thieves!
One for sorrow, Two for joy, Three for a girl, Four for a boy, Five for a silver, Six for a gold, Seven for a secret, never to be told.... I can't remember the rest :-/
I always say "hows your farther mr magpie" always, ever since I was diddy. its almost reflex now, just happens even when I don't think about it.
No I rip off my clothes, start screaming and doing cart wheels. Then I deficate all over my self. So totally normaly behaviour.
haha, we were told to say 'Hello Mr Magpie, hows your wife and kids?' I always have to salute magpies and then get someone to break the ring of sorrow that you make with your fingers. I know, I know, you don't need to tell me!