Why do people whistle, do they think it's a show of talent?

[Lysander]

I don't understand this, I never have. There's a guy downstairs at work whistling a tune ad nauseam. It's excrutiatingly annoying. What I don't understand is why people do this in public. Do they think, "I'm talented and people will benefit from this sound" or do they think, "everyone should know how happy I am" or "people will be impressed by this"?

Because no-one is. No-one whistling has ever done anything but increased their chances of being punched in the mouth.

Do you whistle or do you know people who do?

 

[paradigm]

Maybe, just maybe, he enjoys doing it?

 

[Hyburnate]

Perhaps it keeps him occupied?

 

[vanandjuanunited]

That time of the month then

Why would it Increase your chances of getting punched. Or are u annoyed that someone is happy

 

[Oh Ed not again.]

Maybe he has peeing stage fright, and he's constantly peeing.

 

[Lysander]

Maybe, just maybe, he enjoys doing it?

I'm sure he enjoys masturbating, maybe he should do that in public too.

 

[mmj_uk]

Habit probably.

 

[Skidder]

I am a non-whistler. I think I have a spastic tongue.

 

[BoonMonkey]

I'm sure he enjoys masturbating, maybe he should do that in public too.

Now we all know you'd love to see his wang.

 

[Hyburnate]

I'm sure he enjoys masturbating, maybe he should do that in public too.

A lot of people do, do that in public places... However doing it in the open is illegal whereas whistling, is not.
And no, I'm not one!

 

[antijoke]

Worst "I can't whistle and I am jealous" thread ever.

Walks of whistling.

 

[yhack]

Breaking: Someone did something they like doing, wild accusation appears

 

[Lysander]

So nobody else finds this annoying. I am amazed. It's one of the most irritating things I can think of.

 

[Theophany]

I'm sure he enjoys masturbating, maybe he should do that in public too.

After reading this I'm convinced that you're just angry he is whistling instead of undressing you with his eyes mouth tongue.

 

[Lysander]

After reading this I'm convinced that you're just angry he is whistling instead of undressing you with his eyes mouth tongue.

You saw through my ruse. How transparent of me.

 

[Rainagul]

Keeps the voices from telling him to kill you in your sleep.

 

[Yaayuh!]

OP Manstruating?

 

[semi-pro waster]

It doesn't seem like all that terrible a crime to me but perhaps if it really bothers you a quiet word would get him to stop it while you're around. He probably doesn't realise that it's annoying you to the point where you want to punch him in the mouth.

 

[BoonMonkey]

Do you not have any headphones you can use OP? When the whistling/singing/whatever else gets too much for me I just pop in my headphones and take a break from it.

 

[Theophany]

You saw through my ruse. How transparent of me.

It's ok, I know them feels bro.