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Women are like...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by nikebee, 12 May 2006.

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  1. nikebee

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    in defiance of the "men are like" thread http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17574761



    Women Are Like

    ...the stock market
    They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

    ...computers
    They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

    ...Saran Wrap
    Useful but clingy.

    ...horses
    Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

    ...parking meters
    If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

    ...fax machines
    Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

    ...political campaign contributors
    If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

    ...refrigerators
    They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

    ...blue jeans
    They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

    ...country western songs
    They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
     
  2. Treefrog

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    Hehe - post quicker in the other thread! :p
     
  3. Andr3w

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    haha ace
     
  4. Neoni

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    winn0r! we own the lady > men thread.
     
  5. Otacon

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    You were beaten in the other thread :p In speed by Cybermyk, in quality by penski.
     
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